Jeff Townsend-Berridge belongs to the genus farrierus incognitous. They are part craftsman, part outlaw, and 100% unreachable by text, voice message, WhatsApp, phone call, intense telepathic urging, and even carrier pigeon.
When not avoiding telegrams from clinic organisers for biography details, Jeff is said to commune with hooves on a spiritual level, diagnosing pathology by the smell of the frog alone.
Known in select circles as The Glue Guru, Jeff remains shrouded in mystery, dutifully upholding a lifelong vow of technological resistance like any farrierus incognitous should.
Legend has it he once replied to a text in 2013 but only because someone printed it out and taped it to his anvil. Responding only with a thumbs-up emoji — this species’ native tongue — the sender eventually perished of a common ailment, impatienceous frustrateis, while awaiting an actual answer.
If you want to learn more about Jeff’s origin story, come to this clinic to meet this mystical, magical Glue Guru in real life.
